my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations
"I sit before flowers
hoping they will train me in the art
of opening up"
- Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
- Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
- Brother: Really?
- Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
- Brother: ???
- Me: ... fine as hell.
Why get a date when I could spend Valentines in the Aaron Tveit tag?